so I was talking to an old friend and he decides to tell me this story...
So I was with a group of my buddies and we were driving after having
hit a couple of clubs. So we were a lil bit tipsy and stopped at a red
light. It took a while when someone said "dude it's a flashing red
light it means you can go if there's no one else comin."
the driver... a guy named dave I guess, then made like he was gonna
go when his friend in the passenger seat said, "WAIT!!! that sign says
don't turn on a red light. We're drunk we don't want the cops to pull
us over." (It was actually POoooooooooooooliiiiiiiiiice but you can't
quite get across the slur on the internet) so there they sat at the
stop light waiting for the light to flash off so they could quickly hit
the gas before the red light flashed back on.
So I think I got the story across alright. I didn't really
understand him when he was telling me this story at like 3am but ya
know... stupid people make my head hurt.... stupid drunks make me laugh
cuz they do it to themselves
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